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| posted in Funny SMS Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By
mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material)
today:-) posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS Hey U Know Which is the best day
to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your
luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent
Talented Cute Hilarious r
u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS A ThermoMeter is n0t the
0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE” without having a "BRAIN”…! :p A
silent msg f0r all studnts;-) posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS Nobody teaches Volcanoes
to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around
& no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL
DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. posted
in Funny SMS, Wife SMS Ghalib ne girlfriend
ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya
hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. :-) posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS Most interesting
line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . .
. . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
How is the situationHusband wanted to call the hospital to ask about
his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He
asks, "How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on
hearing the reply. They said, "It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to
get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”..:-P posted in Funny SMS Smile
to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to
friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still
smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy posted in Funny SMS, Smile SMS Difference
between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best
Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best
Wife?” posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not
Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard &
said: "Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D posted in Funny SMS Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from
2 meters while parking a car . . . :-D posted in Funny SMS 2 friends, "see”
& "saw”: 1 day "see” saw sea & "saw” didnt see sea.
"See” saw sea and jumped in sea. "Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in
sea. "See” saw "saw” in sea & "saw” saw "see” in sea. "See”
"saw” both saw sea & both "saw” & "see” were happy to see Sea. That
is how to exercise your brain..! posted in Funny SMS READ THIS SCARY
STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a
book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for
Rs.3000. Old man advised "DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK
othrwise YOU’ll face problem” Man finished the book with great fear
but didnt open the last page. . . . But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and.. he almost fainted
to see.. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . Retail Price: Rs 30/- posted in Funny SMS In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I
dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my
legs, and tell me. Life
has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said "Sifgliyo chi
chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching” Really touching
na? I almost cried;-> posted in Funny SMS A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS Dil k
zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge, Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako
ge, Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche, Budhape tak
udhar chuka na sako gay:p posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS Train main 1 machar 1
chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1
machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . .
. . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D posted in Funny SMS Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my
tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy no 1 c my
smile lekin… sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay to sab dekh lete
hai.. posted in Funny SMS Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate
people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND .
. My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . .
Oh….u toooo? posted
in Funny SMS Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k
liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct
jannat ul maqam posted
in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality
to poori karni hi padegi.. Do u want to hear a dirty
joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here
you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud posted in Funny SMS Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply
came any joke which is eighteen years old. posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS Wife:
yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and
clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!! posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS Hoslay saray azma
baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main
umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:) posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS I
just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u …. I just wanna See u …. Do u know why……. It’s
juts because ………… ******I LOVE CARTOONS******* posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS Teacher:
Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju:
My mother will not allow me to go so far !! posted in Funny SMS Difference
between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS Taste
this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure?
Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is
HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A
person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS A recently fired stock trader
said … "This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything
and I still have my wife…” posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS Teacher : What do you
call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested? Pupil : A teacher. posted in Funny SMS What’s
the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that
comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna
sir chad ke bolegi. posted
in Funny SMS, Wife SMS A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D :
u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r
Great Sorry cant lie till Z… posted in Funny SMS Boy friend
is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon,
& Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity,
& Husband is qismat phooti. posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS Wife:What is 10 years with
me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A
coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile”?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHNY:
Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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