Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By
mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material)
today:-)
posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS
I
told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!
GOD
said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring
day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I
said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD
said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I
said:Everyday!
GOD laughed and said:U really know how to
negotiate.but since u are praying and asking happiness for ur friends,I
can’t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont you
worry.
All ur friends will be happy everyday!
posted in Friendship SMS
Friendship is a
priceless gift
that can’t be bought or sold,
but to have an
understanding
friend is far more worth than gold.
posted in Friendship SMS
Some Battles Have To Be Fought
Alone,
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone,
So Never Be
Emotionally Attached With Anyone.
You Never Know When You Have To
Walk Alone
posted in Broken Heart SMS
When I
Open My Eyes
To See The Sun Rise
I Think Of You.
When I
Hear A Robin Sing
On The First Day Of Spring
I Think Of You.
When
I See A Red Rose
On The Bush Where It Grows
I Think Of You.
When
I Feel The Summer Heat
On The Sand Beneath My Feet
I Think Of
You.
When I Sit On A Beach
Another World Just Out Of Reach
I Think Of You.
When I See The Colored Leaves
Fall To The
Ground From A Light Breeze
I Think Of You.
When I Look To The
Night Sky
And See The Sparkle Like In Your Eyes
I Think Of You.
When
The Snow Is Coming Down
To Softly Blanket The Ground
I Think Of
You.
When I Go To Bed At Night
As I Turn Out The Light
I
Think Of You.
When I’m Old And Near Death
And I Draw My Last
Breath
I’ll Think Of You. . .
posted in Miss You SMS
The Real Art Of Conversation
Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Time,
But Also To
Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing
At The Tempting Moment.
posted in Wise SMS Quotes
The Appearence Of
Things Change
According To The Emotions,
And Thus We See Magic
And Beauty In Them,
While The Magic And Beauty Are Really In
Ourselves
posted in Wise SMS Quotes
New Morning
+
New Aim
+
New
Achievement
+
Ur Dedication
+
Commitment
=
Success
Just do it and win it
Good Morning.
A 60 years old man, sitting on
a bench,
with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him,
having a
latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist,
a thousands rupees mobile
in hand,
Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts,
is having TEARS in his eyes
Why?
Because he is seeing a
gang of young guys on another bench
having a birthday celebration of
one of them.
Moral:
When you miss your friends, luxury cant
stop your TEARS!
Dedicated to my friends..
Miss u all
posted in Friendship SMS
New meaning of SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi
They both have same initials.
SM=Sania
Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Once I Asked My Luck How My Future Is In Ur View?
Luck Replied! I’m Surprised That U Hv A Sweet Mother
& U R
Asking Me Abt Luck,
Go & Listen Ur Mother’s Prayer
U Will
Judge Ur Self
Where U Will Stand In Future
posted in Inspirational
Quotes SMS
Good morning !
With a great light
of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And
with the morning prayer
Have a nice day
posted in Good Morning SMS
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u
have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can
give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.
posted in Good Night SMS
A day
is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making
my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good
night n sweet dreams…
posted in Friendship SMS, Good Night SMS
Each drop of a Tear is
Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Sad SMS
Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is
called
"PART OF LIFE”,
But smiling in all those situations is
called
"ART OF LIFE”.
Just a friendly
reminder –
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by
fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
posted in April Fools SMS
I’ve learned..
I
came alone and i’ve to go alone
I’ve learned
People r with u
only when they need u, not otherwise
I’ve learned.
Extra care
of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation
I’ve
learnd..
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than
anything
I’ve learnd
Its very hard to weep alone when there is
no shoulder to support U
ULTIMATELY
I’ve learnd..
Help
people but not upto the point beyond ur dignity..!
posted in Wise SMS Quotes
Hey U Know
Which is the best day
to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your
luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS
i m sending this fool
msg
.
.
.
.
.
.
2 All Fools
.
.
.
.
.
.
who celeBrate
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
”APRIL FOOL”
posted in April Fools SMS
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of
Fools.. :)
posted in April Fools SMS
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY
OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
posted
in April Fools SMS
Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st
FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
posted in April Fools SMS
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r
u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*